Scrap Happy Mama

Daily Musings of a Mama who loves to scrap!

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Happy Birthday

Today is my brothers birthday!! And the playboy isn't home! :) I guess he's out having a blast. I'll have to call another time. I hate living on opposite coasts!

Friday, March 18, 2005

First Name

My Vagina has a first name.... it's not oscar..it's Furby!

Shouldn't every girl have a nice furby?? :)


That's what I thought.

Gummi Worm

Oh yea... you guessed it... hubby's penis is now Gummi Worm. Interesting..but I must admit I like "S....." better.

Can't give out ALL secrets, now can I?

Dixie and Daisy

My boobs now have a name thanks to this site.

Now to figure out which is which?? Guess I'll let hubby decide.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Stressed?? Who Me?

Ok, so I took a Life Stress Test. How bad can it be right? I'm "just a mom"!

This scale shows the kind of life pressure that you are facing. Depending on your coping skills or the lack thereof, this scale can predict the likelihood that you will fall victim to a stress related illness. The illness could be mild - frequent tension headaches, acid indigestion, loss of sleep to very serious illness like ulcers, cancer, migraines and the like.

0-149 Low susceptibility to stress-related illness
150-299 Medium susceptibility to stress-related illness. Learn and practice relaxation and stress management skills and a healthy well life style.
• 300 and over High susceptibility to stress-related illnessDaily practice of relaxation skills is very important for your wellness. Take care of it now before a serious illness erupts or an affliction becomes worse.

My score?? Fricking 464!


I think I feel and ulcer!

Stressed?? Who Me?

So I took this Life Stress Test, just to see if thinks I'm really stressed or not. Let's see where I fall.............


This scale shows the kind of life pressure that you are facing. Depending on your coping skills or the lack thereof, this scale can predict the likelihood that you will fall victim to a stress related illness. The illness could be mild - frequent tension headaches, acid indigestion, loss of sleep to very serious illness like ulcers, cancer, migraines and the like.

LIFE STRESS SCORES
• 0-149 Low susceptibility to stress-related illness

150-299 Medium susceptibility to stress-related illness. Learn and practice relaxation and stress management skills and a healthy well life style

• 300 and over High susceptibility to stress-related illnessDaily practice of relaxation skills is very important for your wellness. Take care of it now before a serious illness erupts or an affliction becomes worse.

My Score............


oh, c'mon like I'm going to make it that easy!





Ok, FINE!





My lovely score is 464!!

I think I feel an ulcer!

Monday, March 14, 2005

Divorce

I think that's where my marriage is headed. I just don't know what to do anymore or how to make it right. I'm just at a loss. I wamt to fix what is wrong, but I don't know if it can be.

Monday, February 21, 2005

Waaaaaaaaaaa

I just ordered Tori's 1st birthday cake!!! She can't be one already!! Mommy's not ready!!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaa

I just ordered Tori's 1st birthday cake!!! She can't be one already!! Mommy's not ready!!!!

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Gizoogle Dis Shiznit

You really and truely can find anything under the sun on the computer these days.

Got a link to Gizoogle today. I just had to play around with it. I typed in my name to see what it gizoogled..check this shiznit out.........


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Welcome Ta Shanna N Tha HizzayFeel free ta D-R-to-tha-izzop us a line at shanna@shannahizzles. All music n images copyright © 2004 Shanna n tha Hawk.www.shannahawk.com/ - 4kCached - Similar Pages - Translate Page

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Yea baby!

I miss my.....

digital camera!! Hubby is off on a vacation across the world and thought he needed it. Now my little girl is all dressed up in her cute little dress and I can't get pics. Well, I used the "old" camera that requires film and development and all that stuff. But I wanna see my pics now!! I'm gonna use up my roll of film fast so I can take it to the one hour. LOL How pathetic is that. I hate waiting for pics!! Especially being a scrapper. I want them NOW!!

I'm addicted..and so is she!

Yep..I'm addicted. Not to any drugs, or alcohol or any of that stuff that. When I go for addiction, I go all out. I'm addicted to......pogo.com! Where the hell did that come from??? My friend Christine started talking about it and gave me a free 5 day pass to Club Pogo and oh man did I ever get addicted. Thankfully, though I am the type of person that just LOVES to share...so I got my friend Rachael addicted too. Bwahahaha She'll probably post on her blog that I got her addicted...I'll admit it! I did! I can't be the only one who has no life. I need an accomplice. It's the little things in life that make me giddy...like getting a 1000 jackpot tokens...or finally getting bingo! Ahhhhhhhh Life is good!

The Power of Mustard

Never ever underestimate the power of a good mustard. I just made myself a nice turkey and cheese sandwich with mayo (the real stuff) and some grey poupon mustard. Man oh man does it taste good. I just don't think it would taste as good if it weren't for the mustard. Not just any mustard either, the spicier the better. It gives a boring old sandwich a bit of a kick in the pants. Mmmmmm yummy! Now everyone..go stock up on some good 'ol spicy mustard!

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

All By Myself...

The hubby took off this morning for a trip across the world. He'll be gone a week. It's just me and the little one. It's his frist time being away from her, so it's going to be an adjustment, that's for sure. She seemed to do fine today. I hope it stays like that, but I'm sure she'll start wondering really soon where her daddy is. I know one thing..it's going to be a LONG week! So far today she's been good, but I have a feeling its not gonna stay that way. I just put her in her crib and she's fighting sleep. Hopefully she'll give in soon and go to sleep. Mommy can only hope!